A message from scarletrage
have u ever slept with michael reed
A reply from malicemidnight

Yes.

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So this one time about two and a half week ago Lil Unimerk decided to go on an adventure to California and dragged his creator/caretaker along with him.

Along the way they found many friends and had many adventures, including train rides and late night runs to Vons and a couple trips to Ocean Beach to bask in the Californian sun that is so far away from the sun they are used to back in the Midwest. It warmed their skin and their hearts.

Lil Unimerk was even reunited with the other sonions! His crocheted compatriots who he had not seen since their completion months before. They seemed to be doing well and were taking excellent care of Michael and Mary and Misty.

Lil Unimerk would like to say thank you to everyone who made his time in California the best thing that’s happened in his short, stuffing-filled life.

And to Chloe, the current caretaker of 2/3rds of the sonions: Thank you bab. Know that every hug you give them is a hug from me. <3, Cyn.

I found the rest of the sonions.

I found the rest of the sonions.

A message from doctorhella
Does LilMerk know how to twerk?

Lil Merk is made of yarn possesses no real posterior.

He is also horrible at dancing. You should have seen the devastation the Great Macarena Disaster of 2012 caused. Thousands of people will never be the same.

A message from Anonymous
Can you please get a picture of all the little yarn-folk attacking David for not wanting children?

someone help us out with this

Oh my god -CynicalPie
What are we looking at guys?

What are we looking at guys?

This is a reminder that if you have any questions, feel free to ask us!
Also if you have any requests for fun things for Lil Unimerk to do, feel free to send those in! (He’s the only one available at the moment as the other two are trying to become rockstars and while at the same time running away to hang out with a bunny and a tiger.)

My very good friend Legendofmemiry and roommate Lieano have been participating in the campus-wide Hunger Games and Emiry died yesterday. So Lil Unimerk decided to help me and Lieano give her a Rue-esque burial. But the only think we had on hand that was plentiful was my yarn stash&#8230;.
May the odds be ever in your favor.

My very good friend Legendofmemiry and roommate Lieano have been participating in the campus-wide Hunger Games and Emiry died yesterday. So Lil Unimerk decided to help me and Lieano give her a Rue-esque burial. But the only think we had on hand that was plentiful was my yarn stash….

May the odds be ever in your favor.

dreamsofgeddywithamachete:

Ah see, I don’t need Lil’ Michael, I have my own little sonion- he’s even purple

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I shall name him Michael as well-

WAIT

NO

DINNER TIME??

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I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

MY SONION IS DELICIOUS

R.I.P. Jill’s sonion