This is a reminder that if you have any questions, feel free to ask us! Also if you have any requests for fun things for Lil Unimerk to do, feel free to send those in! (He’s the only one available at the moment as the other two are trying to become rockstars and while at the same time running away to hang out with a bunny and a tiger.)
A message from doctorwhowhatwhenwhywhere
Does LilMerk know how to twerk?
Lil Merk is made of yarn possesses no real posterior.
He is also horrible at dancing. You should have seen the devastation the Great Macarena Disaster of 2012 caused. Thousands of people will never be the same.
A message from Anonymous
Can you please get a picture of all the little yarn-folk attacking David for not wanting children?
someone help us out with thisOh my god -CynicalPie